diff --git a/src/web/html/index.html b/src/web/html/index.html
index 6dd6ff53..5e522ed8 100755
--- a/src/web/html/index.html
+++ b/src/web/html/index.html
@@ -59,6 +59,9 @@
                 "for i in range(additional): Pylon()",
                 "(creating unresolved tension...",
                 "Symlinking emacs and vim to ed...",
+                "Training branch predictor...",
+                "Timing cache hits...",
+                "Speculatively executing recipes..."
             ];
 
             // Shuffle array using Durstenfeld algorithm